Can't stop thinking about

  Please Somebody Buy Me This F--ing Bear Sleeping Bag

Perfect for cub naps

and work naps.

And general warmth-during-the-winter-months naps.

Thank you, Buzzfeed.

***

 A few months ago I was shopping for a friend's baby shower 

and for my nephew's Christmas present.

Someone let me loose in a Babies R Us.

I displayed heretofore unexpected self-restraint.

 [I did not purchase the above-pictured bear suit.]

 Because it is impractical

and unnecessary.

I refrained.

Praise be.

~~~

So then my mom sends me this little beaut

  and I had this wonderful and terrible realization

that we totally missed the matching bear suit boat.

Go ahead,

picture a full-grown hominid bear

with that baby cub on its hip.

What. a. dream.

Now if only the grown-human sized bear suit costed a pretty penny less,

(many many pretty pennies)

we'd be well on our way.

That is all.